diff --git a/20-kube/20-pom-deploy.yaml b/20-kube/20-pom-deploy.yaml
--- a/20-kube/20-pom-deploy.yaml
+++ b/20-kube/20-pom-deploy.yaml
@@ -67,7 +67,7 @@ spec:
               - matchExpressions:
                   - key: "kubernetes.io/hostname"
                     operator: In
-                    values: ["bang"]
+                    values: ["ditto"]
 ---
 apiVersion: networking.k8s.io/v1
 kind: IngressClass
diff --git a/20-kube/21-pom-svc.yaml b/20-kube/21-pom-svc.yaml
--- a/20-kube/21-pom-svc.yaml
+++ b/20-kube/21-pom-svc.yaml
@@ -25,6 +25,8 @@ spec:
   selector: { app.kubernetes.io/name: pomerium }
   type: LoadBalancer
   externalIPs:
+  # this would be the fastest if we're running on ditto
+    - 10.5.0.7
   # prime forwards to this
     - 10.5.0.1
   # local dns picks this